Comedy Script

Paulines Bad Hair Day Hair To solar day prison term asleep(p) Tomorrow Starring:         Pauline Hanson as Herself                           David ONeil as Himself                            shuttle Edna as Herself/Himself                           Elmo as Himself                           Mr. T as Himself                           Yothu Yindi as Himself                           Didgeridoo son as Himself                           Nadioc demonstrateing People as themselves                           Paul Hogan as Billie trail Script Scene 1 It was a silvern blithesome Day in the City of Sydney. Every involvement was complete(a) unt il a Politician awoke from her slumber. Pauline: OH what a beautiful first light oh what a beautiful day (Opens pantry door and David ONeil imbibe her a Tea non black Tea but white tea.) Gee wiz its a commodious day wheres the paper. (She walks single everywhere to the window and David is cleaning the windows while sitting on a forklift. He hands her the paper. She looks at the paper and notices nighthing that disturbs her deeply.) Oh my perfection what is this a, Naaaadddddioc March how could this be? I dont equal it. David, please explain. (David is in an forestage cleaning the Dishes. He puts gobble up the dishes and pass a instructions to explain...) David: intumesce you see one time a year they draw this March and... Pauline: I realise that but i thought i undone Christina Anu so she cant do the entertainment at the ceremony. David: I hold out but they assemble nighone else. Pauline: Who. Tell me you measly slave. David: Yothu Yindi Pauline: Wh y, oh why such a terrible thing must(prenom! inal) happen on such a elegant day. David: You notice what you must do. Pauline: To the Fish Mobile. (You see the two of them political campaign down a white H eachway with their capes flitter in the air. She jumps in the car and tells David....) Pauline: glowering David youll stick to walk. (She drives bump off deal a flash of lightning. David hopes on to a scooter and starts to push his way on.) Scene 2 We keep an snapper on our villain at Billy sorrels Gun Shop. I interview what shes doing? Billie bob: What can i do for you miss. Pauline I would like a re aloney big gun. Billie tail: What, like this...(He pulls down his pants and swings it around) What do ya think? Pauline: No nothing like that today i would like a sniper gun. Billie Bob: Good choice. Nice day for cleanup position some poor bugger. The Sniper comes in lots of colours; in that locations Aqua, Purple, Black, White and Jas exploit thats my fav. Pauline: Ill just take the white. Bill ie Bob: Ok. Here ya go, todays special is you even off me $100 000 and Ill frame in an Autograph of Paul Hogan. Pauline: Ok heres the money. Billie Bob: Bye mate. (He looks down and notices the autograph is subdued there. Hey you forgot to take your Autograph. (A argue hanging of a Crocodiles head starts to speak.) Croc: formula it mate no one c ars. Scene 3 in one fountain again we find our villain at a various(a) destination (Whiteys Fish Bar) talking to an Old Friend. shuttlecock Edna: ducky its in fashion theses days. (Pauline is wearing the biggest red Afro wig you affiance ever seen.) And also if you want to be loved you run through to change what your wearing its so 80s. The 60s clothes will movement you darling. (Pauline goes to the toilet and comes out with 60s clothes on and the biggest pair of nerve centre with dead g emeritus fish in positioning, I think there suppose to be alive.) Pauline: I dont like it. Dame Edna: Its you darling all over i love it. Pauline: I charter to go. (She walks out! of the cheat and while she is walk of life down the street Bee Gees euphony comes out of nowhere and she has a paint tin in her hand and a queen in the other.) Scene 4 Pauline has finally found her destination. She sets up her equipment on legislate of the Sydney Harbour bridge circuit. Yothu Yindi: I am very delighted to be here, but i would like to comment on the death of Christina Anu I feel great morn on her poor soul. Any way I would like to recreate the hit song treaty to start of the March. (He starts singing.

Pauline sets up her target. But she doesnt realize that Didgeridoo Boy has uneven her.) Didgeri doo Boy: dsujfivklsaun sadfjase vjnklerv vklwjertnvasdfkl shit. (He shots a poison dart but a fish fall out of Paulines pocket she bends over and the dart hits a attestator but he is not an ordinary spectator its........) Elmo: Ouch that tickles ha ha ha ha ha ha that tickles. (Elmo goes plunging into the Harbour. Oh no the bobby pins that were holding Paulines wig up fall on to the ground. A big rumble fills the Bridge the wig fall off and squashs the March.) Pauline: Yes victory is mine ha ha ha. (David scoots over on his scooter and says......) David: Sorry Im late, I was stuck in traffic. (They danced around, but wait whose this coming down out of the tack in a Flying apparatus its its its) Mr. T: Im gonna beef cattle your ass fool. (Pauline looking very floor says.......) Pauline: Youll have to get through David to get me. David: UMMMM I just remembered i have to be somewhere else, bye. (He dives into the river and swims away.) Is all lost for Pauline Pantsd own or is luck on her side of the river. Scene 5 M! r. T: Your going down fool. (Mr. T uses his Jedi mind befuddle to Make Pauline do some pretty weird stuff like the Macarena.) Pauline: take leave it dont return me do such a dance that was interpret by some immigrants. (Everyone stars laughing at Pauline. She is losing her evil powers her helplessness has been broken.) Pauline: Im melting help me Im melting. Mr. T: No way fool. Pauline: I dont like it. (Pauline is now dead and all the elves are out to spread the word with Mr. T.) Everyone: (Mr. T is skipping along with the elves along the yellow brick road.) Ding-Dong the magnetize is dead which old witch the wicked old witch ha ha ha ha ha. Well Mr. T has saved the day and i know Sydney is going to partying all night and all day. Well thats all folks the end. If you want to get a serious essay, secern it on our website: OrderCustomPaper.com

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